Caffeine, Death Metal, Questionable Views, and Derp.

Just hold me god damn it, tell me I can do well.

That’s all I want, it’s all I need. Just do that and I’ll try for you.

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Don’t need any valentines because I’m confidently rad as fuck,

Yeah.

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littlereddish:

space-dementia49:

6l99dm9uth-cali69rn:

captainmurasa:

Oh man, that sounds fucking metal.  Gonna use that from now on

Vegans are a fucking goldmine for this kinda shit, man.

So hardcore

these particular vegans should start a heavy metal band



I can’t honestly think of a recipie where you need to egg wash chicken breast anyways, but if I find one I’m cooking it.
  • someone: That's so gay
  • white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
  • someone: That's so gay
  • gay person: I know right
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theliahh:

This is fucking perfect